Wonder and Ponder

By: Kipp Branch

TheSouthernSportsEdition.com news services

2021 has been a pretty good sports year in these parts. As we close out the year here are a series of sports questions that you can ponder.

  1. Why did UGA fans eat the “rat poison” before the SEC title game against Alabama? Everyone knows UGA has one of those head scratcher games every season.
  2. Stetson or JT? The media loves to create drama. Kirby knows what he is doing. Kirby is 11-7 in his career against top ten teams and 64-15 overall. Relax folks. January 10th is coming soon and then there will be no more 1980 jokes.
  3. Will Georgia finally beat Alabama once again in football? Tune in 0n January 10, 2022 Dawg fans.
  4. Does Dan Mullen think recruiting is important now? I’m thinking maybe so.
  5. How many times has Florida made the College Football Playoff? Tim Tebow seems so long ago.
  6. How will Urban Meyer and Jacksonville mesh? Oops we got that answer 3 weeks ago at 1AM in the morning.
  7. Why is FSU horrible in football? It has been a nightmare in Tally. I don’t see it ending soon either. Coach Prime is waiting by the phone Seminoles.
  8. Will Nick Saban retire soon? Damn I hope so.
  9. What in the world has happened to Auburn football? You fire Gus because you hated being 8-4 every season. Now you are sitting at 6-7 after losing to Houston in the Birmingham Bowl.
  10. Will Georgia Tech football ever recover? The 373 GT fans in state of Georgia want to know.
  11. Will the Jacksonville Jaguars finally hire the right head coach? Eric Bieniemy fans like me would like to know. Please get it right this time Jags.
  12. How did college football get so bad in the state of Florida? UCF is the best college football program in the state currently. Wow, just wow!
  13. Who blew the largest lead ever in the Super Bowl? The Atlanta Falcons haven’t been the same since that debacle. The Matty Ice era is over. It is time to draft a QB for the future.
  14. Why haven’t the World Champion Atlanta Braves resigned Freddie Freeman yet? Seems like they could have taken care of this right after the championship parade.
  15. Who is the third best team in the SEC currently behind Alabama and Georgia? The 10-2 Sugar Bowl bound Ole Miss Rebels would like to know.
  16. Who bailed out on the Gator Bowl this year? Nobody has heard from the 8-4fit Texas A&M Aggies lately. Jimbo is laughing all the way to the bank.
  17. Is the SEC overrated in football in 2021? Auburn lost to Houston, Mississippi State lost to Texas Tech, Missouri lost to Army, and Florida lost to UCF in bowl games. The evidence is strong in favor.
  18. Are the Brunswick High Pirates the premier high school football program in Glynn County, Georgia? Of course they are.
  19. Has AEW surpassed WWE? A resounding yes! Glynn County’s own Anna Jernigan will be the AEW Women’s World Champion before her 30th birthday. Take it to the bank.
  20. Why is John Willis not in the Glynn County Sports Hall of Fame? My football coach deserves to be in the local hall. It is way past time. Make it happen soon please.

Happy New Year to all. May all of your sports wishes come true in 2022.